You know you are a portfolio worker when…

1. A verbal description of what you do unintentionally sounds like an elevator pitch

2. Tiredness takes it’s toll in the post lunch black trough

3. You find your weekly social schedule has become an ongoing networking event

4. You have a loyalty voucher for Vistaprint or Moocards

5. Your wallet/purse is full of travel receipts

6. You begin to use Tipp-Ex on a regular basis in your diary (if you don’t yet trust your smart phone).

7. You insist on print outs of your Oyster usage

8. Your hairdryer is plugged into the lounge socket so as not to wake your partner so early

9. You can’t fit any more into your working week without using matchsticks keep your eyelids open

10. You buy your next year Filofax refill in September and you don’t work in Academia (see above for reference to not putting complete faith in Smart phone batteries).


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